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Welcome to My sleep therapy clinic, a world renowned facility that specializes in treating those with rare mood and behavioral disorders.  From your referral notes it appears you have difficulty achieving a deep restful sleep with episodes of chronic over-stimulation along with occasional bouts of sexomnia.  Well, I want to put your mind at ease that, although these symptoms are relatively uncommon, I do have first-hand experience treating such conditions.  Now, the treatment process itself is somewhat unorthodox, but, the results I have with My clients speak for themselves, as you likely noticed from the highly favorable reviews they SUBMIT for Me, even after a single session, hence why you are here with Me now.

Let Me tell you how this will work, My sweet, it's okay if I call you that?  Good, I like our interactions to be as informal as possible so W/we can develop a strong rapport, a bond if you will, because TRUST is an essential component for these treatments to work.  During O/our session I'll help you relax so you can enter a deep trance like state, a receptive comatose sleep where all your conscious anxieties will be subdued.  This will allow Me to work more intimately with your subconscious mind identifying, and nullifying, your sleep related issues as well as using a more holistic approach, through mantra and reward reinforcement, to promote a healthy libido.

At this point I must caution you that since you do have a history of over-stimulation there is a higher probability that this will manifest itself - sensually and sexually - during your trance state.  Now, I want to assure you this is nothing to be alarmed about, My sweet, this is quite NATURAL and NORMAL for patients with a more, let's say, submissive personality type, ones that are naturally inclined to be SUBSERVIENT to more assertive personalities, even people in positions of AUTHORITY, like Myself, for example.

Well, as you can see I'm perfectly harmless and your behavioral pattern actually works to O/our mutual advantage:  It is the perfect state for Me to help you achieve a deeper, more focused sleep, redirecting your thoughts and "impulses" in a more positive and purposeful way.  With Me in the Cockpit - so to speak - and with the right focal point - My sexy heels, nylon covered legs, and short, TIGHT, pencil skirt (giggles) - I do believe I can resolve all your symptoms giving you a new lease on life and a renewed passion to fulfill your future desires.

Does that prospect EXCITE you, My sweet?  Yes, I agree, I think you are going to find this experience quite life changing, more than you'll likely recall, but, that's normal given the depth of the trance, and that your subconscious mind is predisposed to filter out details when it is highly focused on other activities (smile).  What you will feel, though, after the session is a renewed energy and there is a possibility of some sexual side effects - nothing bad or untoward - but, you may have some lingering sexual cravings related to the therapy, something W/we can treat in future sessions, if needed.

So, you want to know when can W/we start?  Well, now if you want.  Just pay for the session and W/we can start as soon as you are ready to relax, listen to My voice, and learn to TRUST IN ME.

Only: $35.00

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My Christmas Letter

Dear Santa,

I’m sorry I wasn’t naughty enough this year....but there were times, like when I suggested that johnny glue his joy stick to his leg---how was I to know that he would take Me seriously?...or when mikey got his "toy" stuck in that bottle, that was just silly for him to even try....or when I told tommy that all he had was really Mine, I had no idea he would send Me all his credit cards, now Santa what would you have done?  I had to show My appreciation and use, otherwise he would have been sad, and I could not have that...I had NO idea that there was a limit...silly boy should have told Me that...giggles....or when bobby got caught in his wife's panties, now Santa that was not what I meant by "get into your wife's panties"...LAUGHING...

So you see I have been a pretty good lil girl, Santa, just a few misunderstandings...So please bring Me EVERYTHING on My wishlist and lots of money too.  Naughty or Nice, you still love Me, don't you Santa?

PS--Santa I'm sorry with all the naughty play, I didn't even get to the mall to do a little lap sitting for you this year and I know how much you like that.  I’m sure your endless shifts have made you a little tired and somewhat sleepy, but you can't blame Me with that this year, now can you?

Now for what I want---

I’d really like My own fleet of slave elves, Santa....some pointy-eared cuties that will listen to Me and OBEY.  If you can’t bring Me men in tights, I’d like a power tool, and you know what I mean, not Black and Decker...and PINK is My favorite color.

And Santa, I’m sorry I’m unable to leave you a glass of milk.  I'm not breastfeeding.

Happy Holidays and I'll see you cu--ing down My chimney soon. GIGGLES